City Hall
Seal of Fart City
Official municipal headquarters for matters of gas, pipes, and very serious nonsense.
Mayor’s address
Citizens, the air is thick and the governance is thicker. Stand tall, smell proud, and always respect the pipes.
Municipal decrees
Official law archive
NEW LAW
Everyone must fart (politely)
Citizens shall maintain a courteous release schedule in all public zones.
Jan 16, 2026
PUBLIC WORKS
Smog is a public asset
The mist belongs to the people. Unauthorized air filters are strictly theatrical.
Jan 12, 2026
INFRASTRUCTURE
Pipes are sacred
All infrastructure shall be respected, polished, and occasionally applauded.
Jan 05, 2026
Roadmap
Approved municipal timeline
Founding smog released
Q1 2026
Fart Cash treasury opens
Q2 2026
Fart Drive donation rollout
Q3 2026
Intergalactic gas pipeline
Q4 2026